Episode 18 – Great Space Roaster
May 16th, 2010
Roger wants to be roasted on his birthday but ends up being distraught by the jokes; the Smith family goes on the run. Read more…
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Episode 17 – An Incident at Owl Creek
May 9th, 2010
Stan tries to get the family into shape for a neighborhood pool party; an accident leaves Stan humiliated. Read more…
Episode 16 – Bully for Steve
April 25th, 2010
Roger studies crime scene photography; Stan bullies Steve in hopes of toughening him up. Read more…
Episode 15 – Merlot Down Dirty Shame
April 18th, 2010
While out tasting wines, drunken Roger kisses Francine, who decides to tell Stan about the incident. Read more…
Episode 14 – Cops & Roger
April 11th, 2010
After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones, but he falls in with a corrupt cop (guest voice Bobby Cannavale Read more…
Episode 13 – The Return of the Bling
February 21st, 2010
Roger reveals that he played on the gold-medal-winning 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team as a steroid-abuser. Stan is able to convince Roger to return his Olympic gold medal, but Roger has a difficult time dealing with the loss. Meanwhile, Hayley reevaluates her relationship status with Reginald.
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Episode 12 – May The Best Stan Win
February 14th, 2010
When the cyborg version of Stan zooms in from the future on Valentine’s Day, Stan is more interested in him than he is in romancing Francine. She gets her loving from Cyborg Stan instead. Meanwhile, Steve, Barry, Snot and Toshi make a movie (with Roger directing) that’s a combination of “Mannequin” and “Goonies”.
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Episode 11 – A Jones for a Smith
January 31st, 2010
Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they’re a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter.
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Episode 10 – Don’t Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
January 3rd, 2010
When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his SUV to save money, he buys a horse—one that Roger (who’s a jockey) swears to him will win a big race and bring in enough money to cover the gas guzzler’s expenses. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends Snot, Barry and Toshi learn that good deeds don’t go unpunished when they assist a neighbor. Read more…
Episode 9 – F.K.A Holy Crapture
December 13th, 2009
The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind. Read more…